2016 Roto Standings – Week 3

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 La Cosa Nostra 33 60.5 93.5 21.5 -1
2 Bayside Tigers 47 45.5 92.5 -15.5 0
3 JocMaeda Pujols Odor 54 34 88 6 1
4 G5ers 49 37 86 3.5 0
5 Never Nudes 57 25 82 0.5 -7
6 Dos Siete 36.5 41 77.5 -14.5 0
7 Hire Joe Morgan 31 46 77 20 -2
8 Los Vatos Muertos 36 37 73 10.5 5
9 Assless Tuxedo 29 42 71 -19.5 0
10 Oakland Pacemakers 23 43.5 66.5 -0.5 -2
11 Upper Deck Hecklers 38.5 27 65.5 -1.5 6
12 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 34 29.5 63.5 -10.5 2

2016 Roto Standings – Week 2

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Bayside Tigers 52.5 55.5 108 -6.5 0
2 Dos Siete 48.5 43.5 92 1 0
3 Assless Tuxedo 43.5 47 90.5 -6.5 -4
4 G5ers 49 33.5 82.5 -9 -3
5 JocMaeda Pujols Odor 51 31 82 -9 0
6 Never Nudes 54 27.5 81.5 11 -4
7 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 42 32 74 8 1
8 La Cosa Nostra 15 57 72 -4.5 5
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 35.5 31.5 67 3 4
9 Oakland Pacemakers 31 36 67 13 -2
11 Los Vatos Muertos 29.5 33 62.5 10 2
12 Hire Joe Morgan 16.5 40.5 57 -10.5 1

2016 Roto Standings – Week 1

Fake Fake Baseball is back!

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Luck Factor™
1 Bayside Tigers 47.5 67 114.5 0
2 Assless Tuxedo 44.5 52.5 97 -4
3 G5ers 46.5 45 91.5 -4
4 Dos Siete 58 33 91 2
4 JocMaeda Pujols Odor 59.5 31.5 91 2
6 La Cosa Nostra 31.5 45 76.5 1
7 Never Nudes 44.5 26 70.5 -2
8 Hire Joe Morgan 29.5 38 67.5 -4
9 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 21.5 44.5 66 1
10 Upper Deck Hecklers 24.5 39.5 64 7
11 Oakland Pacemakers 33.5 20.5 54 0
12 Los Vatos Muertos 27 25.5 52.5 3

2015 Roto Standings – Week 6

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 61 37.5 98.5 -1 0
2 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 52 44 96 2.5 -4
3 Assless Tuxedo 49 44 93 -5 -8
4 Never Nudes 64 27 91 -1.5 -1
5 Los Vatos Muertos 33.5 54 87.5 8 3
6 bobo clementines 24.5 56.5 81 2.5 -1
7 WhatWhat In the Bunt 37.5 39.5 77 6 4
8 Dos Siete 56 16.5 72.5 -6 -2
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 22 49 71 5 1
10 Stanton’s Magic Wong 30 32.5 62.5 -0.5 5
11 Hire Joe Morgan 11.5 42.5 54 -13.5 2
12 Oakland Pacemakers 27 25 52 3.5 2

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 5

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 58 41.5 99.5 11 0
2 Assless Tuxedo 51.5 46.5 98 15.5 -8
3 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 51.5 42 93.5 -2 -2
4 Never Nudes 61.5 31 92.5 6 0
5 Los Vatos Muertos 25.5 54 79.5 -2 2
6 Dos Siete 61.5 17 78.5 2 0
6 bobo clementines 21.5 57 78.5 -9 -5
8 WhatWhat In the Bunt 32.5 38.5 71 -6 0
9 Hire Joe Morgan 20 47.5 67.5 -1.5 6
10 Upper Deck Hecklers 24 42 66 1.5 4
11 Stanton’s Magic Wong 32 31 63 -17 1
12 Oakland Pacemakers 28.5 20 48.5 1.5 3

I heard Bryce Harper had a nice week, maybe it had a thing or two to do with Justin taking the top spot, and I’m starting to think Yahoo’s matchup algorithm must have it in for me this year.

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 4

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 53 42.5 95.5 5 -2
2 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 48 40.5 88.5 4 2
3 bobo clementines 27 60.5 87.5 5.5 -5
4 Never Nudes 63 23.5 86.5 9 0
5 Assless Tuxedo 37.5 45 82.5 -0.5 -7
6 Los Vatos Muertos 30 51.5 81.5 3 2
7 Stanton’s Magic Wong 42 38 80 -15.5 3
8 WhatWhat In the Bunt 31.5 45.5 77 10 1
9 Dos Siete 60 16.5 76.5 1.5 1
10 Hire Joe Morgan 33.5 35.5 69 -4 5
11 Upper Deck Hecklers 15 49.5 64.5 -18 0
12 Oakland Pacemakers 27.5 19.5 47 0 2

It’s amazing what 24 HRs can do, and what 1 HR can do.

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 3

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Stanton’s Magic Wong 51.5 44 95.5 8 0
2 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 49 41.5 90.5 -6.5 -8
3 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 45.5 39 84.5 2.5 0
4 Assless Tuxedo 35.5 47.5 83 -4.5 -6
5 Upper Deck Hecklers 33 49.5 82.5 -4.5 -1
6 bobo clementines 23 59 82 1 -5
7 Los Vatos Muertos 28 50.5 78.5 7 4
8 Never Nudes 60 17.5 77.5 13.5 0
9 Dos Siete 54 21 75 -6.5 3
10 Hire Joe Morgan 44.5 28.5 73 -3 7
11 WhatWhat In the Bunt 19 48 67 -0.5 2
12 Oakland Pacemakers 25 22 47 -6.5 7

Patrick find himself at the top of the standings after putting another solid week of stats up. Josh continues to go backwards, and Paul has made a jump up the standings thanks mostly to an absurd 16 HRs last week.

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