Talk about being born into it…

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2015 Final Roto Standings (Week 22)

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Assless Tuxedo 57 50.5 107.5 6 -2
2 Never Nudes 60 46 106 3 -4
3 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 53 46 99 -2 1
4 Stanton’s Magic Wong 42 55.5 97.5 1.5 2
5 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 48 43 91 0 1
6 Los Vatos Muertos 28 41 69 -6 2
7 Dos Siete 42 25.5 67.5 -3 -4
8 WhatWhat In the Bunt 47.5 18.5 66 2.5 2
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 28 37 65 0.5 -2
10 bobo Clementines 20 43 63 -1 1
11 Oakland Pacemakers 29 26.5 55.5 -4.5 3
12 Hire Joe Morgan 13.5 35.5 49 3 0

 

 

I finally won this stupid trophy that I made up. I can’t wait to put in my closet or somewhere else nondescript so that my wife doesn’t throw it out in the recycling.

I’m too lazy to post last weeks numbers, but Paul was actually ahead going into this week but lost because he’s Paul.

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 20

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Assless Tuxedo 54 50 104 6 -2
2 Never Nudes 62 39 101 -0.5 -5
3 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 54 43 97 -0.5 -1
3 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 52.5 44.5 97 -1 1
5 Stanton’s Magic Wong 38.5 55 93.5 5.5 2
6 Los Vatos Muertos 30 46.5 76.5 -5.5 3
7 Dos Siete 41 27.5 68.5 -4 -4
8 bobo clementines 23.5 44 67.5 -1 0
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 27 40 67 2.5 0
10 WhatWhat In the Bunt 45 18 63 0 3
11 Oakland Pacemakers 28.5 29 57.5 -0.5 4
12 Hire Joe Morgan 12 31.5 43.5 -1 0

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 19

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Never Nudes 62 39.5 101.5 -2 -5
2 Assless Tuxedo 48 50 98 -3 -3
2 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 56 42 98 5 0
4 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 51.5 46 97.5 -0.5 -3
5 Stanton’s Magic Wong 35 53 88 -5 3
6 Los Vatos Muertos 31 51 82 -1.5 3
7 Dos Siete 47.5 25 72.5 8 -3
8 bobo Clementines 23 45.5 68.5 0 -1
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 27 37.5 64.5 2.5 0
10 WhatWhat In the Bunt 45 18 63 1 4
11 Oakland Pacemakers 31 27 58 2 5
12 Hire Joe Morgan 11 33.5 44.5 -6.5 0

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 18

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Never Nudes 63 40.5 103.5 2.5 -7
2 Assless Tuxedo 51 50 101 0.5 -4
3 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 53 45 98 -0.5 -2
4 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 52 41 93 -1.5 3
4 Stanton’s Magic Wong 39 54 93 7 3
6 Los Vatos Muertos 32.5 51 83.5 -1 3
7 bobo clementines 23 45.5 68.5 -2.5 -1
8 Dos Siete 44 20.5 64.5 -2.5 -3
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 26.5 35.5 62 1 0
9 WhatWhat In the Bunt 40.5 21.5 62 -6.5 4
11 Oakland Pacemakers 29.5 26.5 56 3.5 4
12 Hire Joe Morgan 14 37 51 0 0

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 17

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Never Nudes 60 41 101 3 -4
2 Assless Tuxedo 51 49.5 100.5 -0.5 -5
3 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 51 47.5 98.5 -5 -2
4 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 54 40.5 94.5 1.5 1
5 Stanton’s Magic Wong 35.5 50.5 86 -3.5 2
6 Los Vatos Muertos 32.5 52 84.5 2 4
7 bobo Clementines 25 46 71 1.5 -2
8 WhatWhat In the Bunt 42 26.5 68.5 -3.5 3
9 Dos Siete 49.5 17.5 67 -3 -2
10 Upper Deck Hecklers 23.5 37.5 61 2 1
11 Oakland Pacemakers 29 23.5 52.5 1.5 4
12 Hire Joe Morgan 15 36 51 4 0

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 16

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 53.5 50 103.5 0 -4
2 Assless Tuxedo 50.5 50.5 101 4.5 -4
3 Never Nudes 59.5 38.5 98 1.5 -4
4 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 55 38 93 -0.5 2
5 Stanton’s Magic Wong 37 52.5 89.5 3.5 2
6 Los Vatos Muertos 30 52.5 82.5 1.5 4
7 WhatWhat In the Bunt 46.5 25.5 72 -4 3
8 Dos Siete 47.5 22.5 70 -4.5 -2
9 bobo Clementines 23.5 46 69.5 -0.5 -2
10 Upper Deck Hecklers 22 37 59 0 1
11 Oakland Pacemakers 29.5 21.5 51 1 4
12 Hire Joe Morgan 13.5 33.5 47 -2.5 0

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