2016 Roto Standings – Week 3

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 La Cosa Nostra 33 60.5 93.5 21.5 -1
2 Bayside Tigers 47 45.5 92.5 -15.5 0
3 JocMaeda Pujols Odor 54 34 88 6 1
4 G5ers 49 37 86 3.5 0
5 Never Nudes 57 25 82 0.5 -7
6 Dos Siete 36.5 41 77.5 -14.5 0
7 Hire Joe Morgan 31 46 77 20 -2
8 Los Vatos Muertos 36 37 73 10.5 5
9 Assless Tuxedo 29 42 71 -19.5 0
10 Oakland Pacemakers 23 43.5 66.5 -0.5 -2
11 Upper Deck Hecklers 38.5 27 65.5 -1.5 6
12 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 34 29.5 63.5 -10.5 2
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2016 Roto Standings – Week 2

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Bayside Tigers 52.5 55.5 108 -6.5 0
2 Dos Siete 48.5 43.5 92 1 0
3 Assless Tuxedo 43.5 47 90.5 -6.5 -4
4 G5ers 49 33.5 82.5 -9 -3
5 JocMaeda Pujols Odor 51 31 82 -9 0
6 Never Nudes 54 27.5 81.5 11 -4
7 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 42 32 74 8 1
8 La Cosa Nostra 15 57 72 -4.5 5
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 35.5 31.5 67 3 4
9 Oakland Pacemakers 31 36 67 13 -2
11 Los Vatos Muertos 29.5 33 62.5 10 2
12 Hire Joe Morgan 16.5 40.5 57 -10.5 1

2016 Roto Standings – Week 1

Fake Fake Baseball is back!

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Luck Factor™
1 Bayside Tigers 47.5 67 114.5 0
2 Assless Tuxedo 44.5 52.5 97 -4
3 G5ers 46.5 45 91.5 -4
4 Dos Siete 58 33 91 2
4 JocMaeda Pujols Odor 59.5 31.5 91 2
6 La Cosa Nostra 31.5 45 76.5 1
7 Never Nudes 44.5 26 70.5 -2
8 Hire Joe Morgan 29.5 38 67.5 -4
9 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 21.5 44.5 66 1
10 Upper Deck Hecklers 24.5 39.5 64 7
11 Oakland Pacemakers 33.5 20.5 54 0
12 Los Vatos Muertos 27 25.5 52.5 3

2015 Final Roto Standings (Week 22)

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Assless Tuxedo 57 50.5 107.5 6 -2
2 Never Nudes 60 46 106 3 -4
3 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 53 46 99 -2 1
4 Stanton’s Magic Wong 42 55.5 97.5 1.5 2
5 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 48 43 91 0 1
6 Los Vatos Muertos 28 41 69 -6 2
7 Dos Siete 42 25.5 67.5 -3 -4
8 WhatWhat In the Bunt 47.5 18.5 66 2.5 2
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 28 37 65 0.5 -2
10 bobo Clementines 20 43 63 -1 1
11 Oakland Pacemakers 29 26.5 55.5 -4.5 3
12 Hire Joe Morgan 13.5 35.5 49 3 0

 

 

I finally won this stupid trophy that I made up. I can’t wait to put in my closet or somewhere else nondescript so that my wife doesn’t throw it out in the recycling.

I’m too lazy to post last weeks numbers, but Paul was actually ahead going into this week but lost because he’s Paul.

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 20

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Assless Tuxedo 54 50 104 6 -2
2 Never Nudes 62 39 101 -0.5 -5
3 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 54 43 97 -0.5 -1
3 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 52.5 44.5 97 -1 1
5 Stanton’s Magic Wong 38.5 55 93.5 5.5 2
6 Los Vatos Muertos 30 46.5 76.5 -5.5 3
7 Dos Siete 41 27.5 68.5 -4 -4
8 bobo clementines 23.5 44 67.5 -1 0
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 27 40 67 2.5 0
10 WhatWhat In the Bunt 45 18 63 0 3
11 Oakland Pacemakers 28.5 29 57.5 -0.5 4
12 Hire Joe Morgan 12 31.5 43.5 -1 0

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 19

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Never Nudes 62 39.5 101.5 -2 -5
2 Assless Tuxedo 48 50 98 -3 -3
2 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 56 42 98 5 0
4 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 51.5 46 97.5 -0.5 -3
5 Stanton’s Magic Wong 35 53 88 -5 3
6 Los Vatos Muertos 31 51 82 -1.5 3
7 Dos Siete 47.5 25 72.5 8 -3
8 bobo Clementines 23 45.5 68.5 0 -1
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 27 37.5 64.5 2.5 0
10 WhatWhat In the Bunt 45 18 63 1 4
11 Oakland Pacemakers 31 27 58 2 5
12 Hire Joe Morgan 11 33.5 44.5 -6.5 0

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2015 Roto Standings – Week 18

Rank Team Offense Pitching Total Point Change Luck Factor™
1 Never Nudes 63 40.5 103.5 2.5 -7
2 Assless Tuxedo 51 50 101 0.5 -4
3 Dixie Yankee Fuckers 53 45 98 -0.5 -2
4 Waiver Wire Bros Inc 52 41 93 -1.5 3
4 Stanton’s Magic Wong 39 54 93 7 3
6 Los Vatos Muertos 32.5 51 83.5 -1 3
7 bobo clementines 23 45.5 68.5 -2.5 -1
8 Dos Siete 44 20.5 64.5 -2.5 -3
9 Upper Deck Hecklers 26.5 35.5 62 1 0
9 WhatWhat In the Bunt 40.5 21.5 62 -6.5 4
11 Oakland Pacemakers 29.5 26.5 56 3.5 4
12 Hire Joe Morgan 14 37 51 0 0

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